So....

Sleeping over with "The Vicksta", the AZN in our Azn Sensation, is...an interesting thing.

This is a true story. XD As told to me by a very freaked out Vicky.

It started after falling fitfully asleep. It was 3 am or so, and I was thrashing on the couch growling, "blanket...blanket blanket." Vicky was on the floor, and she was like "Simone?"

And I suddenly sit up like a zombie (my eyes closed the entire time) and she asks me if I'm okay. And I yell "THIS FUCKING BLANKETT."

And she is like..."Uhh...can I have it?" So I ball it up and throw it at her yelling "TAKE ITTT." and then WHUMP I drop back to the cushions and roll over, still asleep.

Like, ten minutes later I wake up, cold, confused. I look at the floor, and at Vicky on the other couch. Then the floor. Then her. And she asks me if I'm okay and I say, "I don't...know?" And I lay down again.

I reached for my blanket...and then I sit up, shocked. "Where the hell's my blanket?!" And she's like "durr...you gave it to me?"

...so yeah. Fun.

Also...

Dogjaw.

If you wanna scare someone, go up to them rubbing your jaw. When they're like "What's wrong?" Reply with, "I dunno, I think I got a case of dogjaw or something."

And when they're like "Dogjaw?" Grab their hand and get close to their face saying "Yeah, here, feel." And as they get closer, go "AROOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWO." Right. In. Their. Face.


XDDDDDDDD

Okay, have a good day.

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